04.18.09

We are Siamese if you please…

Posted in Main Ramblings at 1:46 am by Administrator

I live with 2 cats now, they belong to my roommate. One of them took a pee on my bed, isn’t that awful. Apparently that means they don’t like me, I thought it was their way of saying welcome to the new apartment. They’re nice to my face, but soon as I turn my back I know they’re talking shit. Sometimes I just catch them looking at me, kind of creepy. I hear the largest amount of falls from old people are caused by pets, according to CNN health cats with the help of dogs send a total of 86,000 Americans to the hospital every year.

I’m beginning to think that maybe cats have it in for us. Imagine how many falls go unreported from fear of retaliation.

Top 5 annoying things cats do:

5: Watch me pee: see video, Pervert Cat
4: Run up the phone bill: calling kitty porn sex talk.
3: Piss in beds: If you had a problem, we could sit down like adults and resolve it.
2: Blame things on the dog, “Lady and the tramp” are evidence of that. We are Siamese if you please ……The Siamese Cat Song
1: See into your soul: That’s why Obama got a dog.

JU
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04.18.09

We are Siamese if you please…