Monkeys are people to, well kind of…

I went to the movies today and and seen that movie 30 days of Night. It was ok, the vampires would bite people than the victims would develop a horrible accent.

I wonder if a vampire happened to bite a monkey, if it would turn into a vampire monkey. Or maybe monkeys started vampirism (not a real word), like they did with AIDS. These are questions that I don’t have the answers for. But there is one thing we can all agree on and that is being a Vampire is not a good enough excuse for developing a bad accent. You don’t want to become a fool like Madonna was in the early 90s when she put on that British lisp. In her defense though, she may have caught some vampire monkey aids.

JU