Whats with the Letter “Y” choose a side already…

I think my favorite food is Pad Thai. It’s delicious. I would venture to Thailand, apparently you can buy it on the street from vendors there just like hot dogs here in North America. That amazes me, you can apparently get prostitutes the same way. I’m not into that though, especially when there is perfectly good Pad Thai to occupy my time.

I like to smell things, I don’t know why. It is perhaps a bad habit. I feel my sense of smell is perhaps twice as good as any regular human. If I could only find some way to use it to help man kind. But with great power comes great responsibility and I feel I misuse my powers. I can smell your hand and determine what you did that day, like some kind of palm reader who can only look into the past. Sure you may say it’s some kind of weird parlor trick, but you’d only be fooling yourself.