Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51…

I always say boredom is the sickness of a simple mind. Well in that case sign off on my GED cause I am bored. It happens on occasion even to the best of us. There is nothing I fear more than boredom… even more than sharks.

If there was some kind of super shark that could make me bored, wait there was it was in that movie Deep Blue Sea. Sam Jackson was in it, that mother f**kin shark ate him .

Top 5 things to do when your bored:

5. Take up knitting: Than you can hang out with your Grandma and talk about menopause.

4. Write a letter to Ryan Seacrest: Include the words Douche, Annoying and Fake Tan into every sentence.

3. Take random expired medication: See if you can develop breasts. Because every one likes boobs. If you have your own, you may never be bored again.

2. Learn French: Than you can act snobby and get away with it.

1. Go to a Karaoke bar: Sing Nickel Back songs. Than go home and use gasoline to wash the dirty feeling off yourself.

JU