Is that frosting on your face… or mustache dandruff

I like pizza, I had some for dinner tonight. I use to deliver it, and the people that I worked for were always grumpy. You have to make pizza with love, it is a happy food. You never see anybody eating a pizza pie and there grumpy. This could be one of the reason there pizza kind of sucked.

Top 5 happy foods:

5: Melons – The name is also used as slang for boobs. So it’s twice the happy.

4: Peanut butter- (A happy food with a sad story) It was a delicious and a fan favorite. Then for some reason kids started to become allergic to it. Now it’s banned every where, I remember when my school went peanut free. Sad day.

3: Burritos- They are great. It’s like a present wrapped in a tortilla. Inside this gift is a medley of awesome.

2: Pad Thai- It’s my favorite food. Enjoy it with chicken, beef , or shrimp. The Pad Thai diversifies and adapts just like any happy food should.

1: Donuts- They are not good for you but who cares. Anything that is made into a circle and has a hole in the middle must be designed for me to jab with my finger and throw down my food hole.

What is your happy food?

JU