would you like a little salt with your highway…

I had to drive into the middle of nowhere to do a gig in a ski resort town. It was actually pretty awesome and I enjoyed the show. The drive was crazy though, we had to stop a few times because there were mountain sheep on the road. They just sit there and eat the salt, so I yelled at one to get off the road and he looked at me and I know he was thinking “I don’t speak human”. So I felt like an ass and rolled my window up.

In the case of sheep from natures past, I often wonder where they ate salt. They may have just gone with out any seasoning at all. It would be amazing if a truck full of BBQ sauce spilled on the road and they all got hooked on that. I think thats why they are always licking the road, they are just sick of bland old grass, somebody needs to get them some condiments.

JU