you cant make a pancake with out cracking a few eggs…

I’m in Cranbrook it’s my second day here. Last nights show went well, and afterwards the other comic and I went to Denny’s. I couldn’t decide between the Country Scramble or the ultimate omelet. The Scramble came with pancakes but I asked the waitress if I could exchange the toast on the omelet for pancakes free of any extra charges and she said “yeah”.

So I dined on my Ultimate omelet and then when the bill came they had tapped on a 3 buck substitution charge. The madness, if that is the kind of shit Denny’s is going to pull than I don’t want any part of them or there moons over my hammy. The manager wouldn’t take it off either, jerk face. I’m an IHOP man anyways.
JU