Just Buzzing …

Wow I had a red bull earlier and a soy Latte about an hour ago now I feel all trendy. I can’t handle caffeine, I’m freaking out. I’m not very good at any thing in excess, even sun light I have to be careful with the dosage or I get all burned up.

Currently I’m in a mall, there is still Christmas presents I have to get. I might wait to the last minute and convert to Judaism. I will still be accepting gifts but when it’s time to give I’ll pull out the old Yarmulke (Jew hat) and tell them I don’t play that game, but thank you for the socks.

It’s funny when you go to small towns and they still have a lot of Jesus in Christmas. Most metropolitan societies have beaten the religion out of holidays, which is better for every one. Personally I like a well rounded holiday so when you tell me seasons greetings that is my excuse to stiff you come secret Santa time.

JU