Change my oil with out the innuendo please…

I had my oil changed at Walmart today. I use them because they’re cheap and employ the elderly. I’ve seen people working there who would be taking a foolish risk by buying green bananas.

This Walmart was attached to a mall, so I wondered it while I waited. It must have been dysfunctional family day, its always interesting watching people discipline there kids. I don’t think there is a large gene pool where I’m at right now; it’s more of a gene puddle. They probably tried to write it into my contract where I had to impregnate one of the locals and finally put and end to the six toe baby crisis.

JU