Well Turkey… you should have seen this coming

People get grumpy around Christmas time, especially in the mall. I hate getting stuck behind a slow person, its even worse when 2 slow people are holding hands creating some kind of slow ass barricade. People should be equipped with some kind of rear view mirror so they can see my long legged body tail gaiting them. Either that or I should attach a bicycle horn to my middle finger.

I guess there are worse things than slow walking people… like Nazis. Yeah Nazis were worse, but at least when they walked they did that high kick thing. This holiday of Christmas has morphed into some kind of consumer hostage taking. The whole holiday should be just a get together with the family and share some time while eating the body of a dead turkey. Now I feel like you have to buy people stuff and hope that they buy you some thing in return that you actually wanted or that at least doesn’t completely suck.

JU