Things not to give for Christmas…

Top 5 worst Christmas gifts:

5. A Yamacha ( the little hat that Jewish people wear):
It just wouldn’t really make sense. If you feel the need to get your Jewish friend something, get them a ham.

4. Christmas card of yourself:
Especially if in the card you are petting a cat… wearing a Christmas sweater… especially if the cat is wearing the sweater…

3. Tiger penis:
It may be an aphrodisiac but its also illegal. And now there is some Tiger waking up in a bathtub filled with ice wondering where his penis went.

2. Tiger print underwear:
Christmas is the time when most people replenish there supply of socks and underwear. But it’s so hard to match tiger print with anything. And now there is some Tiger waking up in a bathtub filled with ice wondering where his underwear went.

1. Samuel L Jackson:
The actor Samuel L Jackson is not an appropriate gift. He will swear during dinner “Pass the Mother F$%^ Turkey”.

JU

Samuel L Jackson

“The L stands for Little Drummer Boy…. now pass me some Mother f$%^ turkey”