Table for two and a half please…

Going to a 24 hour restaurant right as the bars are emptying is amazing. People put the drama on high as I watch withe great interest hiding behind my Moons Over My Hammy.

A combination of pancakes and alcohol make the volume of the conversations and the intensity splash out to the public like hot syrup running off a fat mans chin. The TV show taxi cab confessions looks foolish next to my idea for Denny’s confessions. The catch phrases like ”that chick totally wanted me” and “Do you know who I am” will be put on bumper stickers and embroidered on hats.

I’ll make millions I’m telling you….. millions, or at least get some free Denver Omelettes.

JU