Are you a penguin… or just a midget in a tuxedo

I’m officially in the middle of no where. I passed the 0 mile on the Alaska highway about 50 miles ago. Things up here are different, I’ve learned to survive using only my Visa and keen sense of direction aided by my gps navigation system. I’m officially a mountain man, I do what I have to do to survive. If that means eating at Arbys, well than thats better than starving.

It’s amazing how even in the middle of no where they have all the franchises. It is kind of disgusting, that subway and McDonalds have broken ground on some of natures last strong hold.

Pretty soon they will paint logos on the side of wild animals. You’ll have to swerve to miss hitting a deer that has a Nike swish pasted on its side.

JU