Spider man face…

I have to do laundry soon as I’m out of essentials and have started wearing napkins for underwear. Ok it’s not that bad but it is still an awesome temporary solution to an easily fixable problem.  It’s not like I don’t have the time to do it, I just don’t want to.

Top 5 things I like to put off:

5: Dance lessons: it’s time for me to learn how to get funky.

4: Feeding my parking meter: I probably get a couple of parking tickets a week they are going to tow my car some day. But first they will have to find it as every night I submerge it in a different lake.

3: Trimming my nose hair: I enjoy growing them out it looks like there are spider legs dangling out of the nostril.

2:  Cutting my toe nails: I keep them long that way if I’m ever locked in a dungeon, I could tear one off and use it to pick the lock.

1: Using my signal lights: I don’t like to signal the direction I’m going to turn, then at the last minute I make my move. Mostly to throw off the trail of any one who is following me and planning to put me in their dungeon.

J

What do you put off?