Does Hillary Clinton have both male and female genitals…

In the beginning I kind of liked Bills wife but now she seems annoying. As a first lady she was all sassy and stuff and I kind of liked that then she rocked a little bit of cleavage a few months ago and that was cool, but now she won’t quit. It’s like that kid [...]

To people who get offended by what I say… you suck!

People who get offended by what I say suck. Things that offend me are land mines, or child poverty. That is what bothers me and offends me because I speak mostly of reality, some of what I say or do is not politically correct but it does have basis in reality. Sure I talk about [...]

Republicans and muscle cars…

I don’t know what it is but I noticed most people who are gaga over muscle cars are republican. I think that’s why the US is in Iraq to feed the need for speed. I’ve also noticed most girls who don’t shave their arm pits are democrats, so if they get into office we might [...]

Green beer leads to nothing but green poop…

I don’t really drink any more but from what I’ve been told by several people is that green beer leads to green poop. I’m not a doctor obviously but I have seen the evidence. And the day after St.Paddy’s day is when you feel the true curse of the Irish, that’s right a hangover that [...]

Am I stuck in an episode of The Hills…

I was in Santa Barbra, there were lots of cute girls around in that college town but I must have seen at least 4 of them almost fall down because they couldn’t walk in heels. It was the land that douches built to train the next wave of douches. Every guy had that collared shirt [...]

Nice booty cutey…

Traffic was really bad today, not to mention it was boiling hot. I don’t like other drivers normally but when its hot I think every one is an idiot. Driving for me would be the worst time to own a gun, I would use it to signal lane changes or as a horn honk. I [...]

Is that a spear in your pocket… oh it is.

I seen the worst movie today “10 000 BC”, wow what a stinker. They had conveniently placed spears through out the movie so when ever the protagonist needed one it would just be laying right at his side ready to throw. I wish they had left a spear in the theater so I could toss [...]

So you think you can…. get kicked in the nads

There is no lack of stupid people on the planet. Hence the mega success of shows likes “American Idol”, and “So You Think You Can Dance”. Singing and dancing are things your friends look stupid doing when they get drunk, is nothing sacred.  Of course this comes from an envious bastard who can’t dance nor [...]

The clown was mauled by a balloon animal…

I slept in until 4pm, damn daylight savings time has me all thrown off. It is very rare that I sleep in that late, I’m usually up by the crack of noon. There is always a reason to wake up in the morning but I can always think of a few not to. Top 5 [...]

What a Week…

Wow, this has been a strange week and by strange I mean unusual and smelly. Nothing makes it that way in particular but my apartment does have the scent of an old mans shoe. I could blame this on the hygiene of my roommates or it could be the bulk box of sneakers I bought [...]