What a Week…

Wow, this has been a strange week and by strange I mean unusual and smelly. Nothing makes it that way in particular but my apartment does have the scent of an old mans shoe. I could blame this on the hygiene of my roommates or it could be the bulk box of sneakers I bought from a senior citizen garage sale.

Top 5 things you should know about your belly button:

5: It is the portal that your mother used to feed you through.

4. It is the only living organism that eats lint.

3. It is not a proper place to store skittles.

2. It also comes in an outie version, which was popular during the 90s grunge era.

1. If you stretch it into a slant that does not make it Asian.

JU

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