The clown was mauled by a balloon animal…

I slept in until 4pm, damn daylight savings time has me all thrown off. It is very rare that I sleep in that late, I’m usually up by the crack of noon. There is always a reason to wake up in the morning but I can always think of a few not to.

Top 5 reasons not to get up in the morning:

5: Breakfast cereal is full of sugar; try to wake up when the food gets healthier.

4: Eye boogers have not yet hardened. Now you have to swipe off the sticky little things, instead of them just crumbling them as they fall to their death.

3:  Morning breath, it’s called lunch breath if you wait around long enough.

2: Your boss probably sucks. Most bosses do, and seeing that smarmy face is enough to make me throw up sugary cereal.

1: Because your unemployed, every days the weekend. And there is a strange person in the bed next you. Where are you, this place smells like cats and clown make up.

JU