Is that a spear in your pocket… oh it is.

I seen the worst movie today “10 000 BC”, wow what a stinker. They had conveniently placed spears through out the movie so when ever the protagonist needed one it would just be laying right at his side ready to throw. I wish they had left a spear in the theater so I could toss it through the screen, or at least jam it in my eye.

5 horrible movies:

5. Eragon: Wow flamboyant people riding dragons. They should have cast Richard Simmons to be the dragon it would be less… never mind.

4. Battlefield Earth: John Travolta as an alien who teaches a human how to defeat aliens, and how to ride dragons. Ok no dragons, just unbelievable plot lines.

3. Cloverfield: gave me motion sickness. I waited the whole movie to see the alien eat the idiot holding the camera.

2. Be Cool: This was the sequel to an awesome movie Get Shorty. Sequels usually suck, but this was worse than Rock V.

1. You Tell me what you think is the most horrible movie and why?

JU