Green beer leads to nothing but green poop…

I don’t really drink any more but from what I’ve been told by several people is that green beer leads to green poop. I’m not a doctor obviously but I have seen the evidence. And the day after St.Paddy’s day is when you feel the true curse of the Irish, that’s right a hangover that makes you want to throw up corn beef and cabbage. I’m told one of the best hangover cures is the dollar cheese burgers from McDonalds, I know from experience that it has set me straight a few times.

I had a little tickle in my throat the yesterday, but I’m over it today. When I get sick I either almost die or I get over it really fast. My immune system was built up from the years I spent as a Paramedic prior to being a comedian and from my world travels. Also licking various handrails in multiple countries has given me super immunity strength, some people thought I was crazy but nope just planning for the future.

JU

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