Republicans and muscle cars…

I don’t know what it is but I noticed most people who are gaga over muscle cars are republican. I think that’s why the US is in Iraq to feed the need for speed. I’ve also noticed most girls who don’t shave their arm pits are democrats, so if they get into office we might see an influx of hippies and then invade any country that produces soy.

I’m Canadian so I don’t vote in the US which is a good thing, because it would be like giving a child the decision on what bully is going to beat them up at recess. Personally I would choose the bully who was most punctual, nothing like having to wait around for an ass whooping. Or perhaps I would go with the bully who would provide health care so I could seek treatment for the atomic wedgie.

JU

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