Parking meters are a natural enemy of the hobo…

I’m in Vancouver right now and the amount of homelessness is baffling. They must have more hobos here per capita compared to parking meters than anywhere else in the world. I should get them to flyer for my upcoming show and I will pay them with schizophrenia medication. It is sad though, people with no real home yelling their opinion at high volumes to other people who really don’t care…. hey wait a minute. In my defense I get a microphone that kind of separates comedians from your typical street wanderer.

It snowed here last night, which is strange as it rarely snows in Vancouver and the fact that it is April is even more baffling. It will probably kill most of the flowers and the hippies will have nothing to stop and smell.

The show I’m doing is on a Wednesday which I’m not to happy about. But the producer is aggressively promoting it so that puts me at ease. I have a feeling it will be a good turn out, so if you’re in Vancouver come and check it out or I will kick you in the nadicles.

JU

Tour dates:
Vancouver: April 23
Port Coquitlam: April 24
Victoria: April 26
Edmonton: May 3
Calgary: May 4-7
Saskatoon: May 16
Regina: May 17
Cranbrook: May 23,24
Toronto: June 14