Aliens came down from space and had sex with cavemen…

I’m in a hotel lobby right now typing away frantically on my computer. This is a common occurrence for me as I spend half the year in random hotels of all brands. From my various travels I’ve come to the conclusion that society has had a complete degradation of morals. All I can say is [...]

Some times my job can be a pain in the ass…

I’m in Cranbrook British Columbia right now, at the Heritage Inn. I’ve talked about hotel procedures before but I think I’ll expand. First 3 things I do when I get into a hotel. Get Naked: nothing like some good nude time especially after a long drive. Close blinds: it’s funny to get strange looks as [...]

I think you are suppose to put that in your mouth…

I’m in Saskatchewan right now; a province in western Canada. It’s characterized by dust storms and pregnant teenagers. A nice enough place but the air is so dry that it petrifies your boogers, they turn into tiny razor blades and when you touch your nose they stab at you like an angry greaser with a [...]

Nice Towers…

I notice that when I’m hanging out in coffee shops there seem to be lots of outside job interviews going on. That would rock to go to an interview and try and scam a free bagel and tea out of the adventure. I should just schedule interviews through out the week and see what happens. [...]

Nice legs, want to check my balance…

I went to the bank today; they always have some hot tellers working. It’s hard to flirt with them when they have your bank information right in front of their eyes. Nothing makes you feel like a looser more than when some one can look at your financial records. 5 other awkward places to meet [...]

Wow a special room rate… whats the catch

I was staying in a hotel that had mattresses for sale advertised on the billboard. They left one in the hallway for the 3 days I was there, I guess it was acting as some kind of preview. It looked like some one tried to pee off the blood stains. I don’t know how a [...]

This Blog entry is probably not suitable for the whole family…

Wow franchises have taken over the world. I was just in a Walmart Super Centre, and inside they had a handful of other chains interbred into the building. I don’t know when the chains wills stop, I can’t wait for franchised brothels. That is the last thing to get trademarked, sexual favors. They will have [...]