This Blog entry is probably not suitable for the whole family…

Wow franchises have taken over the world. I was just in a Walmart Super Centre, and inside they had a handful of other chains interbred into the building. I don’t know when the chains wills stop, I can’t wait for franchised brothels. That is the last thing to get trademarked, sexual favors. They will have places called The Hand Job shack, and when you’re all done you can get a Chai Latte because Starbucks will have a booth set up inside. But in the end they will end up closing down because they will be loosing a fortune on napkins.

A lot of strip clubs offer lunch buffets, how weird because that is exactly what I want to do. Share food with a bunch of guys who are all juiced up ready to watch some girls get naked. Most of the buffets don’t last very long; they end up loosing a fortune on napkins.

If you’re in the Edmonton come to my show this Saturday (May 3), but for god sakes bring your own napkins.

JU

www.JamesTheComic.com