I think you are suppose to put that in your mouth…
I’m in Saskatchewan right now; a province in western Canada. It’s characterized by dust storms and pregnant teenagers. A nice enough place but the air is so dry that it petrifies your boogers, they turn into tiny razor blades and when you touch your nose they stab at you like an angry greaser with a switchblade. If I was in prison I would collect them and use them as a shank.
I’ve been on the road now for the last 6 weeks. I like traveling so it is no big deal; you learn the tricks of the road and can turn your hotel rooms into a sanitary sanctuary. First thing you do is throw off the stain collector resting on top of your blankets. If you tested those things you could probably find enough DNA to clone a football team. Some more good advice is don’t touch the remote and then your face, I think it is probably the dirtiest device even ahead of the toilet.
What are your hotel procedures?
JU
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Tour Dates:
Toronto Ontario June 14
Windsor Ontario June 12
London Ontario June 19
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My procedure is to wrap myself in cling free. wait, that is my procedure for “leaving the house”. wait, um, okay, so my procedure is to up wrap myself from the cling free and then wrap myself in bubble rap, then call the escort service. The people next door have no idea what to make of that sound.
Interesting tactics indeed. Ass cake any one.