Some times my job can be a pain in the ass…

I’m in Cranbrook British Columbia right now, at the Heritage Inn. I’ve talked about hotel procedures before but I think I’ll expand.

First 3 things I do when I get into a hotel.

1. Get Naked: nothing like some good nude time especially after a long drive.
2. Close blinds: it’s funny to get strange looks as you race to close the blinds realizing there is an old couple right outside your window.
3. Throw the stain collector off the top of the mattress: I’ve spoken about it in the past, if you shine a black light on that mattress cover the stains glow like a hepatitis version of twister.

I was in a bar last night and it was the classic set up style of bar, but on the other side of the bar was another bar. And where normally there would be a mirror was a window. I didn’t realize it at first and while I was taking a drink I looked through and coincidently on the other side was a middle aged man with a bad comb over taking a drink at the same exact time. At first I didn’t realize it was a window and I thought I had aged horribly, and the guy made eye contact with me and I think he thought wow I have hair. It was terrifying, like an episode of the twilight zone where at the end you have to play the hepatitis version of twister.

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