Wow nice perfume you’re wearing, is it called B.O.

I just spent the last 2 days traveling via bus, train, airplane and automobile to get to my resting point. When using these different modes of transportation you realize the contrast in the class of people and the not always so subtle differences in behavior. From the collage of human created fragrances to the high [...]

I hope your realize there is no hand washing facilities…

This festival turns more into a marathon rather than a fiesta. I’m having fun but on the same note I’m glad to be headed back to the comforts of North America. Last night was the final Saturday and it was a full house with standing room only, it was a good way to wind down [...]

I’ll take mine with some junk in the trunk…

The city of Edinburgh is fun but my time here is almost done. There is no need for a car in this city as it’s easy to walk every where which is great. You are never alone on a stroll as for some reason drunks are staggering around and being loud at any hour. You [...]

Excuse me but your car is parked on my face…

This city (Edinburgh) is a dangerous one if you’re on foot. Like most of Europe there is no pedestrian first laws so navigating across the street with out a cross walk is like playing a game of froger. Even the cross walks are timed so that only the fast will survive, when you see the [...]

Mary Poppins was a jerk…

I bought a temporary membership at this gym. They are so small in Europe; it’s like the gym in a hotel or a doll house but I don’t get to pull up in a Barbie dream car. Nope I run through the rain and arrive all wet like a nun’s bike seat. But it’s a [...]

Pale skin, binge drinking , and red uni-brows…

I’m in the land of redheads (Scotland) or as they call them here “gingers”. They are a fabulous people who have adapted to the weather. Their pale white skin absorbs all the rays from the one hour of sun that shines down everyday. With the ability to grab all the vitamin D (the sunshine vitamin) [...]

Is some one trying to mow a lawn…

Another day in Scotland, I’ve rented an apartment while I’m here that is adjacent to a school. It is kind of cruel but a kid was crying in a Scottish accent and it was hilarious, he was rolling his R’s and it sounded like some one was starting a lawn mower. This city turns very [...]

It’s like the Seattle of Europe…

It rains everyday in this city (Edinburgh Scotland), drives me crazy. How could a people inhabit a place that is always wet, they must of some how used the rain to their benefit like growing moss or washing the homeless. I could imagine that any weather man in this country could make some safe bets [...]

You got things a little turned around…

Times are good I’m still in Europe at the Edinburgh festival. They don’t have dryers in this continent as they air dry everything so it turns your place into a back alley in Bangkok. I rented a room in a flat just down the way from my venue which is great. The streets are all [...]