Mary Poppins was a jerk…

I bought a temporary membership at this gym. They are so small in Europe; it’s like the gym in a hotel or a doll house but I don’t get to pull up in a Barbie dream car. Nope I run through the rain and arrive all wet like a nun’s bike seat. But it’s a good thing, this way I don’t have to wash down the equipment when I’m done, it’s self cleaning.

I realized that there are 2 kinds of people in this city, those with umbrellas and those who aren’t complete asses. I get whacked in the head by stupid people and their umbrellas at least once a day. I’m at the perfect height where they graze my eye area, so now when I see one coming I cover up my face with my hand and it looks like I’m trying to conceal my identity. I like the people who just use a newspaper, sure you look like an idiot but you are not likely to scar my cornea with it.

JU

Day 13 of 26: Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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