The new facebook can eat my balls…

The new facebook is messing up my mojo, it had changed the face world so fast.This is what it must feel like waking up next to a monkey wearing lipstick, it was fun until you sobered up and everything was different. It’s way more complicated but I imagine once I get used to it I’ll [...]

Damn credit card bandits stole my card and ate fast food!!!

Somebody cloned my credit card; fortunately my bank caught them after they only charged a few hundred bucks to my account. They are obviously not concerned about anyone including themselves as they made a purchase of $8.89 at a MacDonalds in Abbotsford on the 7th of September. 2 days prior to this they enjoyed a [...]

I’ll go number 2 in your nest!!!

My car makes a funny noise in the front end; it’s the kind of funny that sounds like money. It’s probably the bearing but I like to think maybe it could be the screams of a ghost that can only be exorcised if I ignore it by turning up the radio. I would never intentionally [...]

Can’t afford the go juice for that Alberta limousine….

I’m in Edmonton Canada for this week, I grew up around here so it is always nice to come back and see old friends. They have nothing but oil in this province; it’s like the Texas of Canada. A lot of the people here have money due to that fact and a lot of them [...]