Can’t afford the go juice for that Alberta limousine….

I’m in Edmonton Canada for this week, I grew up around here so it is always nice to come back and see old friends. They have nothing but oil in this province; it’s like the Texas of Canada. A lot of the people here have money due to that fact and a lot of them decide to buy brand new pick up trucks with pounding stereos, I call it hill billy bling.

Back in the day they use to shoot by you on the highway in those giant jacked up rock spitting trucks. The timeless question was how could you get these rig pigs (oil field worker) to slow down; well we now have the answer. It wasn’t snow or slippery surfaces, not even photo radar or the introduction of a provincial police force. This dangerous and annoying problem was solved by gas prices; they realized they could just hook a vacuum from those 6,500 pound buffoon chariots fuel tanks directly to their wallet.

That’s the only good thing about the rising gas prices; I can now cruise down the highway here and not get a rock chip in my windshield. And as I drive down those same roads that I remember from my childhood, I can see so very clearly through my un-chipped window, those same style trucks displaying for sale signs, parked next to a lonely driveway. They’re just sitting there, rusting, waiting for another potential owner with a bad haircut and enough money to equal his penis envy to come along for the rescue.

JU

-People do need these trucks to get down lease roads, but they don’t need to get there at 100mph. What do you think? Comment below

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