Damn credit card bandits stole my card and ate fast food!!!

Somebody cloned my credit card; fortunately my bank caught them after they only charged a few hundred bucks to my account. They are obviously not concerned about anyone including themselves as they made a purchase of $8.89 at a MacDonalds in Abbotsford on the 7th of September. 2 days prior to this they enjoyed a film in the same city at the Town Cinema Centre, not really living an active lifestyle are they. Another villain used it in Texas, this wasn’t even on my statement the gentlemen from the credit card company told me over the phone these charges already taken off.

These facts make it impossible for me to hate those people, they have issues. I hope they remember one thing; you can never super size crime. They are heading down a rocky road, but this one isn’t a delicious ice cream flavor. And if it was, they would be cursed with diabetes and have to chase a donkey carrying some insulin on a stick like a carrot.

I hope the film they watched had too many previews and a dull plot line. I hope when they were lining up someone told them the ending, relieving them of even a glimmer of hope for some entertainment.

JU

www.JamesTheComic.com

Tell me (via comment) what you would hope upon some one who stole your credit card?