The new facebook can eat my balls…

The new facebook is messing up my mojo, it had changed the face world so fast.This is what it must feel like waking up next to a monkey wearing lipstick, it was fun until you sobered up and everything was different. It’s way more complicated but I imagine once I get used to it I’ll hate it even more.

These social networks try and adapt and evolve to keep people interested. It’s the same idea that MacDonald’s uses by adding new burgers to the menu, it keeps the masses interested and coming back for more. Obviously it’s different then MacD’s as facebook doesn’t clog your arteries, nope it just takes up a few hours of your life everyday as you reject applications and return a few pokes.

They say that these social networks are more popular than pornography on the internet. I think that’s because we look at facebook for more than 7 minutes at a time. I think the appeal of the FB is that it was simple. Myspace got all clogged up with spammers and web cam girls who claimed they liked you, were the FB would bitch slap anyone if it even thought they were doing dirt.

Myspace = MC Hammer
Facebook = ?

What do you hate about the new Facebook? Answer the questions using the comment function below.

JU