Want to make out in the back seat of my hybrid…

Finally today we finished filming the sketch that required live chickens. It took us a while to find a place that would sell them to us still walking with the heads on. I truly think they believed us to be chicken f**kers. I’m glad it’s over with; it was such a headache tracking down a chicken dealership.

I’ve got a show in Arizona next week so I rented a hybrid to cruise through the desert.
Originally I was going to get a convertible but in the end they gave me a Prius. So it looks like I’m going to be picking up hippie chicks. At least it gives me an excuse to wear socks with sandals and quit showering.

This eco friendly automobile is pretty neat; it has this dash board screen that tells me my fuel efficiency, it’s like a video game. I find myself starring at it; hopefully I don’t end up driving over a paragon falcon or some drifter with a limp while I’m trying to figure out if it’s running off battery power.

They should put this car on grand theft auto then they could take the high speed pursuit onto the car pool lane. They could add Kum by ya to the sound track and when you ditch it the character would jump out wearing a tye-dyed shirt swinging an acoustic guitar.

JU
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Chandler, Arizona (Oct 17.18): The Waters Edge Night Club

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