The Pumpkin had a candle for a brain…

I was at a pumpkin carving party last night. Wow some people take that shit seriously, by that I mean they can carve more than triangle eyes into those orange colored gourd like members of the squash family. The last thing people need to be handling after consuming alcohol is a giant knife, because if you accidentally stab yourself the blood could get on the pumpkins and they will come to life late at night and eat your face.

Douche of the Day: Hangovers – people with them.

Hangovers are predictable I think every one has that point in the evening where they think, well if I turn the party up a little harder I’m going to wake up and feel like an ass. If you feel like shit then deal with it, but they always seem to walk around the next day and tell every one they have a hangover like a zombie mumbling “brains, brains”. One of the main treatments for a hangover is almost anything off the McDonalds menu, that’s the only time that food substitute is edible.

What is your cure for a hangover?

JU

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