Jingle bells batman smells….

It’s the corporate season for comedy. That’s when all the comedians butcher there act to make it acceptable for an office Christmas party. Its soul crushing at times as it takes most of your edge off, I can’t wait for the season to be over so I can play clubs again. It’s always a good [...]

Did you really just say that….

Every time I work out legs at the gym, the next day I can barely walk. They should give me one of those handicap placards for my rear view mirror. I walk around stumbling like a drunkard; I must look like Lindsey Lohan trying to get attention after a night at the club.Time for Douche [...]

Singing in the rain…..

I got to practice my lunges on the streets of Vancouver, while trying to avoid getting my eyeballs impaled by every jerk with an umbrella. You should have to take some kind of test to be able to operate an umbrella in public. A test that Mary Poppins herself would have troubles passing because nobody [...]

No I don’t have… what ever you’re about to ask for…

I’ve been in Vancouver for the last three days and this place is thick with homeless people. If your pockets are jingling they flock towards you like gay people to Kathy Griffin. It’s quite ridiculous I went for some late night eats with a few people after my show and when I was leaving I [...]