No I don’t have… what ever you’re about to ask for…

I’ve been in Vancouver for the last three days and this place is thick with homeless people. If your pockets are jingling they flock towards you like gay people to Kathy Griffin. It’s quite ridiculous I went for some late night eats with a few people after my show and when I was leaving I had to run the hobo gauntlet.If you have to beg for money I feel bad for you, but when I have to tell 20 people on the way back to my hotel room that I don’t have any spare change, its time to build those pit fall things. Its Vancouver so it’s not cold enough for anyone to die anyways, I want to just walk around with a bag of carrot sticks and share them. If you want to live an alternative life style then I want to give you alternative money, the same currency that bunny rabbit’s use.

I cut my toe nails today, it was about time when I walked on hard surfaces my feet made type writer sounds. I have the longest toes in the history of the planet, there like a basket ball players fingers except I can’t palm a ball with them.

JU
www.JamesTheComic.com

Tour Dates:
Vancouver- Nov 3-8
Banff Nov 19
Grande Prairie Nov 23