Did you really just say that….

Every time I work out legs at the gym, the next day I can barely walk. They should give me one of those handicap placards for my rear view mirror. I walk around stumbling like a drunkard; I must look like Lindsey Lohan trying to get attention after a night at the club.Time for Douche of the Day: Lindsay Lohan

Lohan was quoted as referring to Barrack Obama as Americas “First Colored president”. This young douche has been on the planet for 22 years, far after using the word colored was socially acceptable. If your grandma stumbles and says colored you let it go, because that was her generation’s term. It all evens out though, because Barrack Obama was quoted as saying that Lohan was Americas “First retarded celebrity”. We can forgive him because thats what his generation called people with red hair.

JU

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