Jingle bells batman smells….

It’s the corporate season for comedy. That’s when all the comedians butcher there act to make it acceptable for an office Christmas party. Its soul crushing at times as it takes most of your edge off, I can’t wait for the season to be over so I can play clubs again. It’s always a good feeling when you get back into the comedy clubs; you get to remember that you’re actually funny.

I make it sound worse than it really is; usually there is a really nice dinner at these parties but after a few weeks of it I’m like prime rib and turkey again, please just give me a hot dog and some Kraft dinner. I guess if I had a real job I would have lots more to complain about.

Douche of the day: Fat people in bikinis!

I love fat people, lets get that out of the way. I also love bikini’s but when the 2 get together it’s like drinking and driving, somebody is going to get hurt. Lets face it if you’re fat you’re hungry , your whole body is hungry, even your ass is hungry and its going to eat up that little piece of fabric you call the bottom.

Fat people (god bless them) should = 1930 full body bathing suit. Bikini’s are a skinny persons game.

JU

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