Over 6 grams of protein…

I went to Wal-Mart today, that’s usually where I go to feel good about myself but on this occasion I was seeking out a wicked deal on some eggs. They never had any; apparently they can’t find any children in the 3rd world who can produce them. I have no beef with Wal-Mart, some people [...]

Games, I like games…

I accidentally walked into the ladies change room at the gym. They had switched the genders from what they normally were; it was like a little game they were playing. So I didn’t feel that awkward but still kind of embarrassing. You think they would have made a bigger deal about the signage, I wonder [...]

Melons are refreshing…

Some one had used the cutting board for chopping onions right before I sliced up some watermelon. It looked clean, but I guess those are famous last words. Just ask King Henry the V11 or Al Capone. I like watching the fight network, especially this show called “So You Wanna Fight”. They get people off [...]

I’m not sick…

I’ve got the sniffles. About once a year I get a cold and I guess now is that time. I like having a cold because if I get over it than it means I don’t have AIDS. I don’t want to offend anybody by saying that but if you really think about it, I have [...]