Melons are refreshing…

Some one had used the cutting board for chopping onions right before I sliced up some watermelon. It looked clean, but I guess those are famous last words. Just ask King Henry the V11 or Al Capone.

I like watching the fight network, especially this show called “So You Wanna Fight”. They get people off the street with no experience put them in a boxing ring and then they proceed to smash each other in the face. It’s filmed on video with wobbly cameras and commentators that sound like they have substance abuse problems. I’m assuming they don’t provide attire as some of the fighters just wear stuff they would bring to the beach or wear to bed .

The ring girls are my favorite; they have huge smiles and come straight from the stripper pole or straight from the trailer. You can make side bets in a little game I call “guess where the scar came from”, most of the time it’s just a C-section. I think this show has some serious potential, it has every thing I want in a reality show. Check out their website http://www.soyouwannafight.com

JU

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Douche of the Day: King Henry the V11

He had syphilis but so did Ivan the Terrible and Al Capone. I highly doubt they gave it to each other unless syphilis is just a side effect of time travel. King Henry also had an illegitimate child, which technically would have qualified him for the NBA draft.