Games, I like games…

I accidentally walked into the ladies change room at the gym. They had switched the genders from what they normally were; it was like a little game they were playing. So I didn’t feel that awkward but still kind of embarrassing. You think they would have made a bigger deal about the signage, I wonder if any ladies tried to use the urinals.

The Christmas season drives me bananas; I went into best buy to get a gift certificate and had to wait in line for 20 minutes to pay for it. Gift certificates are the best present, it shows that you were kind enough to get them something but you still want to decide where they have to spend it.

Douche of the Day: The Hippopotamus.

More specifically Pablo Escobar’s Hippopotamus, they run wild now in a specific area of Columbia. Locals are concerned that they could affect the transportation of plantains on the rivers. Plantains are a cousin of the Banana, so I assume they are delicious. Is there any stopping these giant mammals? I bet you Bat Man could stop them…

True or False? You decide.
1. Hippopotamus kill more people every year than AIDS.
2. Hippos have developed a keen sense of locks and are able to sneak into your house late at night with out you knowing. They could be watching you right now; I hope you are wearing pants.
3. Although they appear to be pig like, their closest living relatives are cetacean’s ex. whales, porpoise, etc.
4. Hippos are the leading culprits in most forms of identity theft.

Do you think Escobar (the world’s most famous cocaine trafficker) saw the size of the Hippos nose and thought “wow that could be a whole new customer market” and then immediately had them shipped over from Africa? If this was true, would he have also shipped over Owen Wilson and most of the English Royal Family?

Learn more about Columbia’s hippos here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UHFHT1WhPc