Las Vegas pff, I’ll tell everybody what happened here.

I’m waiting in the Las Vegas airport ready to catch a ride to Toronto. There are slot machines every where with old ladies that may or may not be wearing underwear parked skirt clad in front of them. This is the city that regret built, a look of depression sweeps the people ready to depart, and they’re cleverly contrasted by the happy arrivals sprinting from the gate ready to experience mayhem and propaganda fueled dreams.
I manage to get myself in the back ground of many tourists’ pictures. I like to be the question in debate, as the try to determine why I have my tongue out and my hand on my nipple. Perhaps they think it’s a strange custom and in some way I’ve begun a propaganda campaign of my own.

What I’m trying to say is that I’m doing a fundraiser show in Cobourg Ontario on Saturday and if you’re in the area please come out and support. It’s for the Down Syndrome Association of Peterborough; they are a great cause and help out a lot of people. For more info contact Phillip at 1-866-656-9677.

Top reasons I like old people:

5: They have a unique smell a smell that will keep moths away.

4: The stories they tell are long winded, so if you have an afternoon to blow. Don’t worry they’ll give you a pee break as soon as wheel of fortune is on.

3: Most old people can read minds, and they can tell when you’ve been masturbating.

2. They usually have candy. Old candy, that’s sticks to the wrapper.

1. Although very wise they are unable to count 12 items in the express check out lane. This allows me more time to see the latest additions to the Gum Rack.

What are some reasons you love old people? Answer in the comment function below.

JU

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