Old people and shopping carts, somebody stop them.

Old people at the grocery store are annoying. They always head directly at you with their shopping carts like some kind of youth seeking missile. How rude, and after you have to shuffle jump out of the way, they maybe might say “sorry” as you’re pressed up against some cans of vegetable soup. They should [...]

Kiss me…

We’ll another St. Paddy’s day is gone and done with. It’s a weird holiday; you get to figure out which of your friends claim to be Irish. They always have some distant relative who was from the land that brought us Conan O’Brien and Guinness. I want a holiday called douche day where people will [...]