In a city of Cowboys, the only law is parking enforcement

Dear Calgary Parking Authority… Go Screw Yourself! I’ve had my dealings with parking authorities in various cities in the past. But the city of Calgary Alberta has really taken the cake, a cake with shit icing. This is the 2nd time I have received a ticket in this cow town and each time I was [...]

Customer Service… You’ve been served?

Customer Service… You’ve been served? Its remarkable what passes for customer service, I’ve had to deal with two different airlines in the past month that had both lost my luggage. The first was Air Canada, and after dealing with them anybody remotely interested in hearing what I had to say would be welcomed. All of [...]

How To Get People To Read Your Blog

How to Get Humans to Read Your Blog and in the process become amazing! Not all of these ideas will work specifically for you; the important thing is to try. Experiment with what is effective and run with it, but even when you begin to produce results don’t be afraid to alter your tactics and [...]

Top 10 ways a Ninja Will Kill You

Top 10 ways a ninja will kill you 10: With kindness: They are unpredictable so never underestimate the ninjas tenacity to love. 9: Throwing Star: Maybe you are in the shower or enjoying an ice cold Fresca, and then bam you are bleeding from your carotid artery. 8: Poisoned Matzah Ball soup: You are at [...]

Is that a tattoo or a varicose vein?

What is the best caption? Use the comment function below.The best answer could win free KFC for a year, but more then likely just clogged arteries. Email me if you want the uncensored copy. Is that a tattoo or a varicose vein?

A monkey and an Internet Celebrity…true love.

Today in strange pictures, Tila Tequila (remember her? I hope not) and a monkey. Best comment could win a million dollars or an orangutan. But probably nothing more than bragging rights.

Why are you late? here’s some excuses

Top 10 best excuses for being late to work & how to not get caught! 10. Illness: If you claim you were sick, make sure to claim food poisoning. This way it’s not contagious and if they ask for details, you were on the toilet all night. You’ll get praised for your commitment for making [...]

More than a handful

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Coffee, fingers, and pools oh my!

I’ve started jamming two packs of coffee into these Hotel room coffee makers; it makes this bean juice bearable. I like a nice strong cup of Joe to start my mornings, it’s like somebody flicking on the lights and punching you in the face. I’ll be on tour for another week; the hotel I’m currently [...]

Squish that motorcycle…

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