Top 5 reasons to wear under there…. Under Where?

The Miracles of Underwear!

5: You never know when you could need them as a tourniquet. You could save half your arm and your life.

4: If you are in an accident they will try harder to save you if you have clean undergarments on.

3: It cuts down on pant washing! Nothing like trying to get the mud marks out of a pair of Levis.

2: They can protect you from the infamous fast zip up circumcision.

1:  As always you get to choose the top answer. Here is a selection of possible #1’s you choose the best or come up with your own.(use the comment function below)

A. How do you get wedgies without underwear? And how are you supposed to build a strong team if you can’t give each other a wedgie?

B. Your mom spent all that time sewing your name in the waist band, the least you can do is wear them.

C: There could be an impromptu pool party and you can use them as swimmers.

D: If there’s a Tom Jones concert, what would you throw?

JU

-When you see a ninjas

underwear line it’s to late, he’s about to kill you!

Did you know?

List of famous people who wore underwear:

Napoleon, Bill Clinton, Andy Rooney, and The Beatles.

List of infamous people who didn’t wear underwear:

Hitler, George Bush, Glen Beck, and The Monkey’s